facebook

facebook
1. (facebook) (13638↑, 1291↓)
a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict \#1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook facebook addict \#2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

2. (facebook) (8544↑, 1420↓)
the reason my papers are never done on time.

need to write report = facebook time\!

3. (Facebook) (8095↑, 1808↓)
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends." Good for: 1.) Procrastinating 2.) Stalking

Scenario 1: Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night\! Scenario 2: Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night\! Girl 2: Really?\! Girl 1: Yeah\! His name is [insert name here], he's in [insert classes here], he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get\! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)

4. (facebook) (5566↑, 803↓)
WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.

5. (facebook) (4821↑, 1233↓)
A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.

Wow, Facebook doesn't lag\!

6. (facebook) (1035↑, 219↓)
A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)

Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall\! Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

7. (facebook) (730↑, 108↓)
A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends. It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.

Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool\!

8. (Facebook) (1224↑, 730↓)
1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004. 2) An elite version of [Friendster], a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of [Myspace] 3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.

I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.

9. (facebook) (521↑, 46↓)
Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.

Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.

10. (facebook) (574↑, 121↓)
A social networking website that you can learn your girlfriend broke up with you, became bisexual and looking for whatever they can get.

X and Y ended their relationship. Y is now single. X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship. Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men" X is Y YOU'RE A SLUT\! Y is I facebooked your mom X. Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.

11. (facebook) (613↑, 335↓)
1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires. 2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.

1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook\! 2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook. 3) Aaah\! I need to facebook\! 4) Becky, have you facebooked lately? 5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.

12. (facebook) (402↑, 126↓)
An online popularity contest for highschool and university students. It doesn't seem to matter that you may have only SEEN the person walking in the hallways, it is good enough reason to add them as a friend.

OMG\! Check out Sally's Facebook profile, she's got over 300 friends\!

13. (facebook) (324↑, 109↓)
an impeder of productivity.

facebook ruined my life.

14. (facebook) (382↑, 169↓)
A online website that used to be a better alternative to [myspace], but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers. its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever.... now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life. all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT\!" everyone girl it seems on facebook is married or a lesbian... people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths.. 'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall. people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations. when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.

"facebook quote of the year" "thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic" "facebook group war"

15. (facebook) (223↑, 18↓)
A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.

Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times\! Remember to use your real name\! And get used to all that farming\! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.

16. (facebook) (236↑, 32↓)
An online network that is recently becoming more comparable to [myspace]. It started as a college-based network, where kids from different colleges could add each other as friends. Then it branched out to high school. And now, EVERYONE can use it. If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays. Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.

Stalker: Hey, Shannon. I know that you're now going out with Rick. Shannon: How'd you know that? Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot. Shannon: (runs away)

17. (facebook) (227↑, 28↓)
A place originally for students, until the floodgates were opened and a lot of spelling and grammar challenged people flowed onto the site. Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was. Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old. Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.

Guy1: Do you want to go out and like... do something tonight? Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"

18. (Facebook) (193↑, 34↓)
A social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students. Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "[Facebook stalker]".

Random Chick \#1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook\! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with\!" Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."

Author: U No Know Me LOL http://facebook.urbanup.com/2156681
19. (facebook) (282↑, 126↓)
A clener, less slutty, less Newark version of Myspace.

myspace is to guido.....as facebook is to preppy. or Newark is to myspace....as Greenwich is to facebook.

20. (facebook) (230↑, 83↓)
verb - the action of using the facebook; viewing profiles, groups, friends, messages, etc.

It's been 3 hours since I last facebooked - I'm having withdrawls\!

21. (facebook) (175↑, 41↓)
MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.

"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"

22. (Facebook) (169↑, 53↓)
Facebook (It doesn’t deserve a big heading) A social networking site that makes it ok for people to stalk one another, lets teenage girls pose holding drinks with less than 1% alcohol, and makes even the dropkicks look like social suaves. A place where people pretend to have heaps of friends that, really they have only made eye contact with and a place where you can talk to that HAWT BOI at the bus stop without being a complete dickhead (because as we all know, saying something over the computer is much more acceptable than saying it face to face\!) And for those who say, “I just want it to catch up with friends that I haven’t seen in a long time” there might be a reason why you haven’t seen them in a while…THEY DON’T LIKE YOU\! That or you are just a tool and think it’s ok to stalk people. And since when did going on the computer become cool?\!?\! One of my friend’s said to me, “Oh my god\! You don’t have a Facebook\! Do you have a life?” Very, VERY ironic. I’m the one without a life talking to my friends on the phone or in person and you have the most fulfilling life sitting on the computer talking to your posse of BAAAAAAABY GURLZZZZZ\! Why would everyone want to know what everyone else is doing? “Oh boy\! Cindy wrote on Shamus’ wall\!” WHO GIVES A RATS\!?\! What an invasion of privacy\! And then you get the kids “facebooking” (apparently that’s a verb now) at school. *sigh* will you ever learn? Oh, we can all see the point of talking to someone on Facebook when they’re sitting next to you… BECAUSE IT’S DIGITAL WHICH MAKES IT WAY MORE FUN THAN ENGAGING IN ACTUAL CONVERSATION\! It’s all in the name…FACEBOOK. A book of your FACE, not your breasts, 6 pack, or stiletto bearing legs\! Who wants to comment on blurry photos of an arm, leg, ear, eye in your album “MY TOTS DRNKN NITE OUT WIF ALL MA CREW?” The answer to that…OTHER FACEBOOK LOSERS LIKE YOURSELF\! A social networking site…dear me, that does sound a lot like those dating services with all the desperate men looking for love and a good time. Oh yes indeed, everyone’s favourite social networking site, Facebook is definitely the place to be because you can be just like fat and greasy Peter on Lava Life reloading his profile every 0.18 of a second to see if anyone’s commented on his pictures (which have obviously been photoshopped) to see if anyone finds him remotely SXC or interesting. News for you greasy Peter and all-to-similar Facebookers, you are stupid\! I must give this complete, waste of time site some credit though…you are better than “slutsville” and “pimp-wannabe” Myspace. Having fake friends, mmmm yeah I can live with that. But rating friends, that is just RIDICULOUS\! Myspace; where a normal conversation sounds like, “PLZ COMMENT ON MA HAWT NEW PICS BABEEEEEEZ\! ILY MWA” And if one dares not to… “OMFG\! WTF\! U TOTS DIDN’T COMMENT ON MA PIC WIF ME DRINKING A CRUISA\! YOR TOTS MOVING DOWN MA TOP FRIENDS\! BIATCH” Nuff said. In conclusion, sure, it’s ok to have a Facebook. Hell, someone made a fake one for me, probably so they could have another friend on their HUGE list (pfft, jerks\!). But I tip my hat to the people that have not fallen into this trap. Not the people who have one who just haven’t become addicted; you’re good, but you’re still an idiot\! I salute those who have phone conversations and go over to people’s houses to make verbal conversation. Hell, I’ll even salute telegrams if they’re bold enough. But there is no way that I would ever salute the self-obsessed boys and girls (notice how I didn’t say men and women, because these people are quite childish) that centre their lives on stalking other boys and girls. You are what I like to call…a moron.

Facebook loser: I have a facebook. That means I'm a moron

Author: sorry for the rant http://facebook.urbanup.com/3917240
23. (Facebook) (113↑, 6↓)
Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"

Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG? Person 2: whats it called? Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win. Person 2: cool can i join? Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.

24. (Facebook) (134↑, 32↓)
The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.

Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over. You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

Author: Patrick McClatchey http://facebook.urbanup.com/3725216
25. (Facebook) (121↑, 30↓)
MySpace for stalkers.

Joey couldn't get enough info on Jennie via MySpace, so he just checked her [[mini-feed]] on Facebook.

26. (facebook) (92↑, 5↓)
the fucking worst thing ever invented

Man, I wish I was born 20 years earlier. Fuck Facebook in the face\!\!\!

Author: fuckfacebookintheface http://facebook.urbanup.com/5105756
27. (Facebook) (85↑, 1↓)
A free public database for FBI and CIA...

This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page

28. (Facebook) (88↑, 9↓)
What sadly counts as "socializing" now-a-days.

Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on [Facebook]\!\!" Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?" Alex-"That's soooo going on [Facebook]\! Seriously, [Facebook] quote of the year\! That's boss\!\!" Tom-"I was serious..." Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does [Facebook] now\! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people\! I love [Facebook]\!\!\!"

Author: BigLebowski'sRug http://facebook.urbanup.com/4323701
29. (facebook) (91↑, 12↓)
n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to [myspace]. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school. Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny. Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking. v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.

Frank: Hey, did you facebook me? Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load. Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great\!

30. (facebook) (95↑, 24↓)
A stupid blogging site for people with no lives that sit on their ass all day. Also, a way to broadcast yourself, to display your gigantic ego that you have, by making retarded kissy faces in pictures. Most chicks with facebook think theyre so hot, ughh hate ti tell ya butchu aren`t, nothing cute bout making fish faces in pics. To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies\! Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF\!=) Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.

Get off facebook and GO FOR A WALK\!

31. (facebook) (95↑, 25↓)
To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook. It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.

New haircut? Facebook it\! Facebook me? Want to be facebook friends? I facebooked my car. That deserves facebooking\!

32. (facebook) (93↑, 24↓)
A social networking website, similar to MySpace, but used to be better, because only college students could sign up. But now, Facebook is becoming another MySpace clone by allowing everybody and anybody to become a member. So now, Facebook is a place for slut-faced high school girls to post all of their drunk and high pictures. And now, because Facebook is giving the options of changing your top friends, adding music to your profile, and adding other totally useless applications such as the "Fortune Cookie," "Food Fight," or "X-Me," it is just as bad as MySpace. Such a shame, because Facebook used to be good.

OMG YAY\! I can have a top 8 on facebook AND myspace now\!\!

Author: A_Really_Cool_Person http://facebook.urbanup.com/2484397
33. (Facebook) (79↑, 15↓)
Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys. Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them. Also known as: the highly addictive drug: [crack] a cause of [insomnia] Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.

"I have been trying to find her all week\! She won't answer my calls, she doesn't respond to my emails." "Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter." "What? How'd you know that?" "One word. Facebook."

34. (facebook) (99↑, 35↓)
To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.

I facebooked your mom last night\!

35. (facebook) (65↑, 6↓)
the place to show your friends how much better your life is than theirs

*my public facebook wall post* how amaaaazing was last night\!\! *another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx

36. (Facebook) (52↑, 2↓)
A human Pokédex.

Facebook, gotta catch'em all\!

37. (facebook) (68↑, 20↓)
A website that was formerly used for College and University students, but now High School students are allowed to use it. Since then, a bunch of 13 year olds that think they are in High School have invaded facebook and turned it into a site where they can post all of their slutty pictures.

Facebook was cool before those kids showed up and ruined it.

38. (Facebook) (54↑, 7↓)
The digital holocaust.

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.

39. (Facebook) (65↑, 18↓)
Pronunciation ; Face-Book (noun) An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true. Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls. Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.

Bimbo \#1 - Heyyyyyyyy\!\!\! are you there on facebook ? Guy - No. I have a life. Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend

40. (Facebook) (53↑, 7↓)
A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol. Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.

example 1 Me:*checks Facebook* Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;) Example 2 Me:*checks a person proile* Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog\!\! It's great\!\! ;) Person 2: Haha, what a retard Enough said

Author: hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs http://facebook.urbanup.com/3880333
41. (facebook) (59↑, 14↓)
the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results. a lonely boys best friend.

John\! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook\!

42. (facebook) (51↑, 10↓)
A social network where the word stalking should be really analyzed and thought out before actually coming up with a definition for facebook stalking. How is it any different when one person constantly monitors another person's every move on facebook reading the person's blogs, photos, posts, newsfeed etc... When one hundred other people (facebook friends) have access to the same exact information the person puts out? Alot of times when people become facebook friends they are not actually friends. They are just giving each other permission to read each other's profile. Facebook is also highschool bullshit. Alot of people caught in it are even people who graduated highschool ten years ago. And then there's all these fringe artists, musicians, comedians wanting people to join their self loathing fan club. Then there's those facebook people who feel the need to have the most facebook friends. Sometimes when people send friend requests it's only because the person knows a certain amount or group of people that they know.

"What's so great about Facebook"? "It doesn't take forever to load like Myspace and it's not limited to just college students anymore" "He and she would like you to join please stop Facebook from becoming a paysite" "I appreciate the invite but I hardly ever log on to Facebook. Basically I don't give a shit."

43. (Facebook) (49↑, 9↓)
A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

Author: Lazarus Ciccone http://facebook.urbanup.com/3243634
44. (Facebook) (38↑, 1↓)
A social networking website where new parents go to show off photos of their new [sex trophies]. Rarely used as a form of direct communication. Over-saturated with lame applications that are impossible to block due to new ones being released every 30 seconds or so. Constantly nags users to add as many friends as possible, even though the recommended additions are usually complete strangers. Features chat system which rarely works. Retains 100% of users' information and photos even after the deletion of their account, mainly because it has been permanently archived on a server inside the CIA's headquarters for future analysis.

Hey look another picture of Jen's kid on Facebook. :yawn:

45. (Facebook) (43↑, 8↓)
A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family\!" or "My new bass guitar\!". This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...

(Typical teenage status update): Karen: "OMG I HATE my life\!\!\! Everything sucks.. :(" Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook... (Another status update): Joe: YES\! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran\!\!\! Brad: ... does anyone care?

46. (Facebook) (38↑, 3↓)
A web site where you go to see how fat and ugly all of your old "friends" have become and to see how many babies the fine bitches from HS school have shit out. A place to read stupid ass comments about how much being a parent is a pain in the ass. A website for losers.

My social life consists of reading comments on Facebook.

Author: abc123 don't touch me\! http://facebook.urbanup.com/4643760
47. (Facebook) (43↑, 8↓)
a social networking site where you log in to take quizzes and post the results in everyone's homepage - eventhough no one is interested with it. --It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.

Facebook Homepage: (insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid\! roflmao

48. (facebook) (43↑, 9↓)
I believes facebook was created by the devil himself to destroy lives, crush reality and rip the living souls from good people as well as bad, hopefully, one day, it will be returned to its rightful owner and the good people will be allowed to live loving and beautiful lives instead of perpetual torment caused by the uncaring, insensitive people who flit around on the outskirts of their lives just waiting to pounce

facebook causes marriage breakdown, relationship crises, and it's a paedophiles paradise

49. (Facebook) (49↑, 15↓)
Originally for college students to network and today every Tom, Dick and Harry has a profile. It's so bad that my Mom has a facebook profile and she wants to be my friend\!\!\! It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.

No Mom I can't have you as a Facebook friend, that's where I draw the line.

50. (Facebook) (40↑, 8↓)
Pure Evil.

Hey I was going to cure cancer but I went on facebook instead. Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier. Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened. Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead. Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook\! Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews.... You: I dont care Im on Facebook\!

51. (facebook) (35↑, 4↓)
a [MMORPG] where players compete to collect the most "[friends]" by stalking other players, posting [status update]s and [photos], and playing mini-MMORPGs like [Farmville], [Mafia Wars] and [(fluff)Friends].

"I spend two hours a day on facebook, and I have 1,600 friends (98% of whom I never speak to in [RL]). In other words, my [e-peen] is bigger than yours."

52. (Facebook) (35↑, 5↓)
The new opium of the people.

I used to have a great social life, until I got Facebook...

53. (Facebook) (32↑, 3↓)
A social network that must be destroyed.

Facebook friends are just my internet friends. Most of them don't mean shit to me and I find myself on it everyday.

54. (Facebook) (32↑, 3↓)
A perpetual, modern day, high school reunion from Hell.

Let's Facebook [insert person's name] to see how they're doing right now.

55. (Facebook) (31↑, 2↓)
A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".

I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.

56. (facebook) (32↑, 3↓)
used to be a place for friends to chat online, but now it is a website where all you do is take quizzes and "become a fan" of things

On facebook I keep getting notifications to take quizzes. What has facebook become?

57. (facebook) (56↑, 27↓)
The "walmart" myspace or generic myspace. Cheap pointless crap. A place where you add people from your past that you can't remember why you stopped talking to them until you start to speak with them again.

"Are you on facebook?" No I had an account for 5 seconds but deleted it.

58. (facebook) (137↑, 108↓)
Website designed with the sole intention of letting college kids continue to stalk their friends which they "collect", and have a nice network of organizing "parties" which are basicaly a bunch of people who congregate to listen to loud crap ass music with little to do except get shit faced and contract STDs. Oh, and going to such events lets you brag to everyone the next day. Face it, they dont think you are cool. They just laugh and say "yeah I heard that shit was off the hook", and then lose that much more respect for you as a person and trash you behind your back. Facebook is often seen as the "classy" version of myspace. Many think they fact that you are in college automaticaly makes you mature, even though these same people dont realize that facebook is just a prettier spin on the same wierd ass way to waste time known as myspace. People who have facebook acounts generaly think that myspace is "gay" and "sloppy" and they dont use it since it is for "losers who go to highschool." In reality, facebook is the same as myspace, only the freaks who continue to have no lives after highschool dont want to admit that they still spend their time the same way they did when they were kids(collecting friends, leaving comments, "pimping" their profile, and checking up on their EXs, which is stalking in my book) hence the "classy" image and fancier name. Those with facebook accounts ought to be honest with themselves, and realize that facebook is just like myspace, your not cool because you use it, its not only for college students as many highschool and even middle school students are jumping on the train, therefore it is not an elitest group, people with both sides of their brain functioning laugh at you, and if you genuinly use a website like myspace/facebook/ect simply to keep up with friends(notice the lack of quotes, this denotes that you genuinly like these people and they like you back, and you actualy care about them and want to keep in contact) after highschool, there is no reason to not just use myspace. If everyone used myspace, it would be that much simpler, instead of trying to create "societies" online for people with different levels of education and levels of intelligence/actual abilities to bond with people. I.E. People with facebook and or myspace acounts and check them more than every now and then tend to have low intelligence and low ability to make actual friends. Some people actualy have nothing better to do with their lives that they create BOTH myspace and facebook accounts.(see dumbass) These people are clearly to vain and mentaly inept to go have an actualy social life, so instead they sit on their computer and read comments full of acronyms(that make no sense and make you sound like a pre pubescent girl writing a love note) and words like "love" and "adore" which are constantly thrown around and therefore lose their meaning. In short facebook is simply a euphemism for myspace, which tends to be embraced by 18-25 "adults" who enjoy denying the reality of their pathetic lives.

Facebook is like Myspace, only it's more pathetic and its users have a lower average intelligence.

59. (facebook) (42↑, 16↓)
a place where you feel like you have a social life even if you dont, or an html based high five

good thing i have my laptop with me, now i can facebook it up while doing my homework

60. (Facebook) (43↑, 19↓)
The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework. Damn It\!\! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.

Mom: Are you doing your homework son? Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done. Facebook Message: Crap\!\!\!\! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35. Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass\!

61. (facebook) (29↑, 5↓)
The arbiter of truth.

Q: Where did you learn that? A: Facebook told me. Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.

Author: DefinitiveOxfordDictionary http://facebook.urbanup.com/4518852
62. (facebook) (45↑, 21↓)
An online network that used to be exclusively for college students arranged in networks. Abbreviated FB sometimes. Networks were then extended to high schools and work places. Then users were allowed to create groups amongst themselves. A profile includes pictures of three types: added by the user, posted as the default profile picture (added to a seperate album), or tagged in other user's/groups photos. Birthdate, sexual orientation, relationship status, and location can also be shown. More details can be added in the profile, such as music & TV preferences, interests & activities, work information, and college/high school information and class schedules. Some annoying shit that was omitted from myspace was the height/weight thing (everyone was fucking 8'11 and 350 pounds\!), myspace IM, banner ads, the heros section (everyone loved their fucking best friend, no shit we get it), and top friends. It elaborated on myspace by allowing a wall-to-wall view (mini convo), tagged photos, and the comment back feature. Has virtually no spam friend requests wanting you to check out bullshit webcams, unlike other sites. Unlike myspace, Mark Zuckerberg (the creator) does not start out as your friend (a la Tom). Also no crazy layouts and computer slowing shit. Mostly used by college students and high schoolers who plan on going to college. But gay people who don't go to college and dropped out of college and might not even work join, and pull a "No Network" status. Bullshit right thurrr. A stalker's dream because people tend to put better stuff in interests & activities, as well as posting screenames and phone numbers, and people can be tagged in any picture. A great way to keep in touch with people, keep tabs on that certain hot girl who parties a lot, or that hot boy who you happened to catch his name in class and want to add to recognize you exist. Has a usage as a verb, "to facebook" can be the following: a.) to post a wall comment b.) to add as a friend on facebook c.) To go to someone's profile, look at all their pictures and notice how fucking hot they are, but don't add them. Instead, continue to visit their site and see what they do and if they're still single or not. d.) message someone on facebook e.) To veg out bored to death on facebook.

Noun: I checked my facebook today. I looked her up on facebook. Go on FB I wrote on your wall. Verb: a.) I facebooked you with the time of the concert. b.) I facebooked that cute girl from class, hopefully she accepts it. c.) I facebook that hot girl and stalk her like crazy d.) I facebooked the math answers to you, check your inbox. e.) I was facebooking all day and not doing my homework.

63. (facebook) (28↑, 4↓)
social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students. Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "[Facebook stalker]".

Random Chick \#1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook\! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with\!" Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."

64. (facebook) (29↑, 6↓)
stalkers heaven

facebook is for ppl who know everything about you and what you do before you have even met them OR for... ppl with crushes who are too weird to let you know to your face....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

65. (Facebook) (27↑, 5↓)
The reason why I'm divorced

Husband: Honey let's talk. Wife: In a minute...I'm on Facebook.

66. (Facebook) (31↑, 9↓)
Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops\! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible\!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.

When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server." When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much: Girl: Hey\! You: Hey\! But the awesome thing is, your "Hey\!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.

67. (Facebook) (37↑, 15↓)
What was once a beautiful social networking site, until Mark Zuckerberg changed the layout, not once, (the first time was bad enough) but TWICE. Most facebook users were starting to get used to the "New Facebook," and then out of nowhere, they changed it again. The new homepage is very crowded, and it tells us information about other people that we don't even want to know. There are over 1000 Anti-facebook groups, and over 50 million users in those groups. The general message: WE HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK.

You wake up. It's a sunny 2008 summer. You log onto facebook, and at the top of your screen, it says: "Soon, the new facebook will be the only facebook. try it now\!" Your thinking- "WTF?" Then it happens. There are reactions almost immediatley, and when you click on the group application, all you can see is: PETITION AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK\! 1,000,000 STRONG AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK\! THE NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS\! CHANGE THE FACEBOOK BACK\! WE WANT THE OLD FACEBOOK BACK\! and so on. But, eventually, I think most people got used to the new facebook. Everyone still misses the OLD facebook, but we had to adjust. A couple months later....... "There will be a new home page coming soon" Your thinking- "WTF? AGAIN?" Then it happens. AGAIN. This new home page is something different- absolutely cluttered with advertisements and useless information that we don't want to know. The home page is full of other people's wall to walls, status updates, and so on. We can barely tell what is what\! Then you click on your profile, hoping they didn't change the profile layout. and guess what. THEY DID. It's just disastrous, what have they done this time? they've combined the statuses, with the wall posts, with everything else you did. YOU CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN STATUS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S WALL POSTS\! Mark Zuckerberg has destroyed Facebook.

68. (Facebook) (28↑, 7↓)
Stalking made easy\! An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.

Dude \#1-"Did you see my new sicky sicky ganar ganar pics on facebook?\!" Dude \#2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."

69. (facebook) (37↑, 17↓)
just another web hive

facebook is so over, you should try second life\!

70. (facebook) (18↑, 0↓)
a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.

"call me mr. facebook, i can make your grades drop" -to the tune of bedrock-

Author: seriousfacebookaddict101 http://facebook.urbanup.com/5101653
71. (Facebook) (29↑, 11↓)
A "social networking" scam that inconspicuously steals your info via status updates, information fields, etc. and publishes it to everyone on your "friends" list.

Mane: Gurl hit me up on Facebook Womane: CREEP\!\!

72. (Facebook) (25↑, 7↓)
Some stupid community site that is slow as shit. Pretty much like any other community site where you can - upload pics, setup a profile, etc etc - it gives you such features though like becoming a fan of actors, musicians, etc and joining groups. theres a ton of useless shit on there like applications that overload the servers and make the site slow as f***ing shit, by the time a page loads a snail already made it across the border. FACEBOOK DELETE THE USELESS APPS AND ALL THAT STUPID SHIT YOUR LOSING USERS.

i hate facebook its the slowest site in the world. one of the reasons my friend broke his computer. f*** facebook

73. (Facebook) (29↑, 12↓)
A recent alternative for myspace for many teens, although the site was made for college students. Teens switching from myspace to facebook don't seem to realize that it is easier for those 50yrold guys to find you on facebook, especially when you are putting your full name, your address, phone number, AIM screen name, picture, highschool, age, etc. with full sense of security; where as with myspace, it is rare to see someone put any of their real info, and your only chance of getting stalked, raped, videotaped for a teen sex site, and finally killed with your body thrown in a New York dumpster is slim, and only happens when you put half naked pictures up, take yourself off of private, and talk to people you dont know informing them that you are horny and want to meet up.. eventually giving who you thought was a 16yr like yourself your address. With Facebook, you don't even have to talk to someone to be stalked, raped, and killed. Just put in all that personal info because the news never talks about facebook so it must be safe, and tada\! You may be answering your door next week to the man who will murder you. Thanks Facebook\! =)

My math teacher sent me a message on facebook last week\! I don't know how he found me\!

74. (facebook) (25↑, 8↓)
The cause of the downfall of todays society. The most addictive drug in todays society that has millions of users who are afflicted by facebook's disease.

Facebook is going to fuck us all up. Lets go back to the old days where socializing was much for personable. Facebook is killing us all softly. So beware.

Author: WEneed2LayOFFfaceBOOK http://facebook.urbanup.com/4863015
75. (facebook) (22↑, 6↓)
a website that you become so addicted to, you procrastinate while on facebook and do not do your homework, therefore failing your class.

F is for Facebook\! I was on facebook last night and didnt study for my test, so i got an F\!

Author: j-man frootloop http://facebook.urbanup.com/3114837
76. (facebook) (19↑, 6↓)
An annoying website that emails that blah has added the blah appilcation. The applications are hard to add/remove. Juat another myspace/bebo

EMAIL: you have just recived new email\! YOU: oh yay maybe it's my sick sister EMAIL: facebook- blah has added the blah application to their profile\! YOU: wow, i really don't care

77. (Facebook) (14↑, 1↓)
An online [trailer park] where people share their most banal thoughts as if they were deeply insightful gems, tend imaginary farms and gardens, embarrassing relatives share humiliating sexual and/or drunken stories with everyone you know and your buddy shares Deep Thoughts about life after his/her last shallow relationship failed.

Facebook is to social interaction what Cro-magnons are to Homo Sapiens. Imagine being trapped in a [chat room] with all of your family, friends and co-workers. Forever.

78. (Facebook) (14↑, 2↓)
Most efficient, discreet, time consuming and wasting, stalking system known to man to this day. Facebook is the best and safest online network to stalk without being caught (unless you post a comment on or "Like" the stalking object of course\!)

Oh my god, they broke up, i saw it last night on facebook\! or again i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight\! and again: did u see the people he/she hangs out with?\!

79. (facebook) (27↑, 15↓)
1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else. 2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE\!" , "DEFAULT\!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.

1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook" 2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE" Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK\! AHAHAHA"

80. (facebook) (30↑, 18↓)
A cyber universe that's officially lost its mind.

"Kim, I think facebook's going beserk. Pretty soon you're going to be able to add an application to purchase online caskets."

81. (Facebook) (15↑, 4↓)
The only book teenagers read these days.

Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook. Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore. Ciera: Good one.

82. (Facebook) (15↑, 4↓)
An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.

Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends\! Jimmy: Oh yea...right...

83. (Facebook) (13↑, 2↓)
Is what you and I do everyday and finally realize you need a life.

Facebooker1: Oh man, last night I was on facebook all day playing MOBSTERS and FARMVILLE and stalking people I barely know. Facebooker2: Me too\! Facebooker1: We need lives...

84. (Facebook) (10↑, 0↓)
A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.

I found Peter on Facebook, but now he knows I've been shacking up with his girlfriend.

85. (facebook) (19↑, 9↓)
the new way to prove your as gay as all your friends think you are myspace for people who think that myspace was not childish enough a good way to accomplish nothing...ever...no matter how many times you try to send farmville money to cancer awareness organizations or hungry haitians (see also U.S. Government)

Emo 1: We totally just cut ourselves. Emo 2: I'm gonna tweet about it and update my facebook.

Author: backwards thongage http://facebook.urbanup.com/4639643
86. (Facebook) (9↑, 0↓)
The reason why the percentage of sexual predators went up.

Person 1: Wow, hey look at this, it says in the newspaper that the sexual predators percentage went up by fifty percent. Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.

87. (facebook) (10↑, 1↓)
a new-age alternative to walking out of your house in your spongebob pyjamas and handing out photocopies of your password records and diary.

Grandma: "sent you a facebook friend request" You: "oh, crap"

88. (Facebook) (10↑, 1↓)
A website some people are highly addicted to

man\#1:ow many hours have you benn on facebook today,you look tired man\#2:10 why?

89. (facebook) (16↑, 7↓)
The act of slapping a person in the face with a book.

I went up to Josh and facebooked him.

90. (facebook) (13↑, 4↓)
An addicting website for people in high school and up where stalkers tend to reside due to the massive amounts of information about a person that can be found on a persons page warning:parents and other unwanted family members tend to like this website also and may find and add you

Gigi:omfg\!\! i found that really hot guy from class on facebook last night\!\! I also got his number, email, and screen name Naomi:omg dude\! thats awesome\!\!

91. (Facebook) (8↑, 0↓)
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.

[Facebook]

92. (facebook) (9↑, 1↓)
death to grades

WHenever I use facebook, my grades drop

93. (Facebook) (10↑, 2↓)
social networking website that most people use nowadays. most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.

"ohh jenny add me on myspace\!" "sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it" "ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores\!"

Author: uncle bettie sue http://facebook.urbanup.com/4878057
94. (facebook) (8↑, 0↓)
(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.

"Man, I really facebooked that repair job\!

95. (Facebook) (8↑, 0↓)
a social networking site, mostly used by older people, like a more safer MySpace.

Person 1: Do you use facebook? Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom Person 1: how old is she? Person 2: 49.

96. (Facebook) (17↑, 9↓)
An internet networking site. Generally people sign up so they can keep in touch with those they don't see often. Extremists--generally teenagers through those in their mid-twenties--sign up so they can be with everyone they know all the time. It is an obsessive practice comparable to stalking. Often people update their status as if they were tweeting on twitter, which is extreme. They are two different sites and should not be treated the same. We do not need to know that you "Really have to pee" then "going to the bathroom" and then "done peeing." We honestly do not care. Additionally, the number of applications increases almost daily, and there are some which are practically identical: take farmtown and farmville for example. Same concept. Earning money in either is not the same as going out in the real world and getting a job. Speaking of jobs. If you have one, set your facebook to private. Your boss may check it out once in awhile and if he sees pictures of you holding red cups with mysterious liquids inside, that may be grounds for a breathalyzer and or urine test before your next shift. Also, facebook is not real life. The number of people who add you as friends does not equate the number of friends you actually have. Realistically you probably only have 10% of that number in real life...if that. Also, people can attend events that they weren't even invited to. So keep them private people. Public is not safe. No one wants that creepy kid who spends all his time on facebook sifting through the events that everyone is going to and then clicking Attending even though he wasn't invited. That is completely unnecessary and avoidable. You know it happens too. This kid probably also comments on everyone's status updates On the whole, facebook is a vortex or black hole, if you will, of procrastination. Nothing important happens there, but everyone thinks everything important gets talked about on facebook. It also leads to people feeling left out. For example, if Sheila spent friday night at home with nothing to do she probably would spend it on facebook, and then she would be aware that her best friends Abby, Janie, Babs, and Dolores were all hanging out without her. This was likely an event that Dolores started and wanted to be private so Sheila wouldn't find out, but the obviously she'd know about it eventually. How would she know? because Abby's status would read: Just ate cake at Dolores's. Janie's would read: "Yellow light\!" which is probably some inside joke that Sheila is left out on. Babs's would say: Haha. I kick ass at apples to apples\! then Dolores's would say: Wow, what a mess\! Cleaning up after my killer party. Then Sheila would know that she doesn't really have friends because she was not invited. Poor Sheila. Then there are the pictures. Which are almost as depressing as Sheila's situation. Imagine if Sheila had attended Dolores's party. It is likely that there would be no photographic documentation of her attending because she would be the one taking the picture. Yes, the trademark picture on facebook is of people taking pictures of themselves or of them and their friends with an arm outstretched. In the situation above, however, there are too many girls to fit. So why not a mirror picture? you ask. Well Sheila is the fat friend, so she would no doubt be cut off in that mirror. It's a shame. If only Sheila would stop eating her feelings. The best thing about facebook, is logging on as your friend and changing their language settings. I strongly reccomend English (pirate) it is quite hillarius. Or if you want to be really annoying, pick something with symbols that are impossible to read, and then your friend won't be able to find the settings link and likely never be able to change the language back.

"Wow, I have 56 new notifications on my facebook\!" Girl 1:"Hey girl, I feel like we haven't talked in ages\!" Girl 2:"Um hello, we just got done talking on facebook chat\!" "Bye Chelsea, I really wish I could stay. But I have to check my facebook." Boy 1 attends a facebook event at his buddy's house. Upon his arrival he notices a line of people waiting to us the buddy's computer and check their facebooks. Boy 1: "Hey, what's the line for?" Buddy: "Oh, they're waiting to check their facebooks." Boy 1: "Oh, hey I'm next. I need to know what happened in the two minutes it took me to walk to your house." Boy 2 (who has just checked his, thenlogged off and walked to the end of the line) Wait your turn kid.

97. (Facebook) (8↑, 1↓)
\#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to? \#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop \#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in. \#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm

\#1, lindsay lohan is such a facebook \#2, she was caught solicieting to feed her facebook habit.

98. (Facebook) (10↑, 3↓)
A highly addictive time-waster, usually used by older people to track their prey.

"I...I was on facebook, where he told me he just wanted to be friends..." Said Billy after the rape.

99. (Facebook) (6↑, 0↓)
A networking site much like Myspace that lonely people go to and add random people as friends since they don't have any in real life and then try to brag to everyone about how they have 3000 friends. But nobody gives a shit.

Bob: Ew, look, it's that loner Ryan. Andy: What do you mean, I heard he has like 10000 friends. Bob: On Facebook. Andy: Oh what a fag. Let's go take a shit on him.

100. (Facebook) (6↑, 0↓)
A website which never works, always breaks and has tonnes of privacy issues\!

What website shall i join to get bored out my brains and have my photos and private info stolen? Facebook will fit perfectly for that\!

101. (facebook) (6↑, 0↓)
the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life

so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish

102. (Facebook) (13↑, 7↓)
A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.

Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me. Amanda: No time for that\! I have to go on facebook\! Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)

Author: Ilysm Preston \<3 http://facebook.urbanup.com/3947577
103. (Facebook) (15↑, 9↓)
verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me. I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me. Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.

104. (facebook) (24↑, 18↓)
A place for stalkers. Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.

Stalker 1:"Dude, this girl I met on facebook is going to a party at 254 cherry ln. Lets mapquest this and go hit her up\! Stalker 2:"Sweet yo\! Did you get her number off of facebook too? Stalker 1:"Duh\!"

105. (facebook) (5↑, 0↓)
verb - the act of indiscriminately making changes without warning or consideration regardless of how it effects someone else.

she changed the locks without telling her roommates. he moved all the furniture in the middle of the night. "why you gotta facebook me like that?"

106. (Facebook) (5↑, 0↓)
Facebook is effectively an online database of people where people voluntarily upload all their personal information so that random people they have only met once, formally known as "friends", can track whatever they are doing for the rest of their lives. This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.

Naive friend: Hey guess who has access to all my personal information that I protested vehemently against the police and government keeping yet am ok with doing it myself because I'm a conformist and Facebook is awesome? Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.

107. (Facebook) (7↑, 2↓)
A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.

Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great\! Marry: Who are you?

108. (Facebook) (8↑, 3↓)
a site that parents like to use.

son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?\!? mom: of course not\!\!\! i'm on facebook\!\!\! go to your room.

109. (facebook) (10↑, 5↓)
A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases), stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your parents, "Can't be bothered to do anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.

random guy 1: I have put on like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me. random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer

Author: Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall http://facebook.urbanup.com/4190993
110. (facebook) (11↑, 6↓)
noun: a voyeur's paradise.

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now\! person 2: no way\! how do you mean? person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come\!

111. (facebook) (4↑, 0↓)
1. a hard drug. 2. what i'm addicted to. 3. stalking heaven. 4. social life for the antisocial.

B: can you ask janet what the hw was? A: no\! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics. B: that's creepy... A: no it's just facebook stalking.

Author: facebook addict in rehab http://facebook.urbanup.com/5647140
112. (Facebook) (4↑, 0↓)
When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.

Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift* Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book* Jeremy: "Facebook'd\!"

Author: BabyBackBushwhack44 http://facebook.urbanup.com/5435136
113. (Facebook) (4↑, 0↓)
Facebook (fās bŏk) (N.) The ultimate distractor from all that is productive.

Every time I begin to write my research paper I end up on Facebook.

114. (Facebook) (8↑, 4↓)
The ultimate [creeping]/[procastinating] tool. Also home to the infamous [FarmVille].

"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report." "Aw man\! My cow died on Farmville\!"

Author: Creepingprocastinator http://facebook.urbanup.com/4524147
115. (Facebook) (9↑, 5↓)
When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.

Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy\! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101\! Person two: Were you online yesterday? Person one: Yeah... Person two: You just got facebooked\!

116. (facebook) (41↑, 37↓)
The good kids MySpace. Usually dominated by more cleaned up kids than MySpace. They are generally in sports and other activities in their school, get good grades, and are planning on going to some type of post secondary education. They are also more involved in their church and their community. A lot of kids on there are middle to high class. National Honor Society and Student Council is also on facebook more often. Kids on MySpace generally are only in one sport or not in anything, but they like to do creative stuff on their own, such as write music, storys, draw, make films, make beats. The kids are more edgier and after high school they are more likely to join the military or get a job than go to college. Rarely a university like Facebook but a community or technical college to learn a trade.

You will never find a scene kid on Facebook...it is too preppy for them and they can't show off their anime.

117. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.

Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook? Me: Again?????? Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back. Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer. -1 Hour Later- Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework\! Mom: I'll be off in a minute. Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Philosophy Lover from Georgia http://facebook.urbanup.com/6070006
118. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
Facebook: noun \facebook A social network where friends can interact and act as immature as they want. Thanks Pokedex\!

Facebook gets used for all sorts of stuff, I'm sure you see this everyday on your profile.

Author: Default\facebookMarcus http://facebook.urbanup.com/5972439
119. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k? B: What's the first? A: *troll face*

120. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook\!

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets

Author: the dude5264247 http://facebook.urbanup.com/5637711
121. (Facebook) (8↑, 5↓)
Virtual High School Tabloid

Let's go on facebook\!

Author: Icorrecturbandictionaryfaggots http://facebook.urbanup.com/5594867
122. (facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people\!

Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework. Student: Because i was on facebook\!

123. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED\!

im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....

Author: the NINJA Cheesecake http://facebook.urbanup.com/5429857
124. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.

Friend\# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night? Friend\# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night... That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : ) Friend\# 1: dude, youre going to fail. Friend\# 2: yes, i know.

125. (Facebook) (3↑, 0↓)
Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's [Facebook]...

126. (Facebook) (5↑, 2↓)
Its February 2004, in some deserted area near Cambridge, Massachusetts a light is seen heading towards the Earth. It turns out to be a small meteor, it crashes into the ground. Soon after, a few human lifeforms come out. They make their way down to the city, and observe the everyday people, in which they come up with the idea to form some sort of networking circle using computers, which inevitably spirals out of control. It was only meant for a certain band of people to interact in the beginning, now everybody can use it, thus the epidemic and lack of socialness began throughout the world. General areas where people used to go and have some fun are now ghost towns, the only activity area is at night at the nearest bar/club of addicted facebookers getting shitfaced taking about 3000 pictures pretty much exactly the same and uninteresting, eagerly awaiting to put them on facebook when they have recovered and get some positive comments. At the same time exam results, school, and real life in general suffer. It is a pointless popularity contest to see how many friends people can add, 99% of which you'll never speak to now or barely know in real life. Also great for chasing someone you like without even having to say a word in person, just search their name and bingo, hot guy/girl is now on my radarz. Don't get sucked in like many others, you'll be thankful you didn't, as you'll be one of the real life people and not the fake ones who class facebook as real life.

Guy: Whoa\! Did you see what happened to Jake last night at Vintage Bar, I saw it on Bobs Facebook, you should see my comment and the photos. Real person: Why would I care about that, fuck off and go stick your penis up their arses online, I've got a life to live. Guy: That's well going on Facebook\!

Author: IfYouWantBloodYouGotIt http://facebook.urbanup.com/5219649
127. (Facebook) (5↑, 2↓)
The easiest, cheapest, dirtiest way of creating drama and advertising it to the world.

Guy \#1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on [Facebook] referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world. Guy \#2: O.O... Guy \#2: Your a twisted SoB... \>_\>

128. (Facebook) (6↑, 3↓)
A popular website where people get the balls to say things that they would not say in real life to someone. You know who the fuck I am bitch.

You said that to me on facebook but I bet you don't have the balls to say that to me in person right? Thats what I thought.

129. (Facebook) (6↑, 3↓)
possibly: 1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots 2: to procrastinate (BAD\!) 3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with [schpam], because of Facebook 4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck 5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker

1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh 2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked 3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do 4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked 5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?

Author: your best idiot http://facebook.urbanup.com/4892864
130. (Facebook) (6↑, 3↓)
A social networking site that has the epitome of EPIC FAIL with every new design...

Hey...where'd my Facebook friends list go?\!?\! WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?\!?\! I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?\! Change it back\!\!\!

131. (facebook) (8↑, 5↓)
Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.

"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?" "Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am\!"

132. (Facebook) (2↑, 0↓)
A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.

I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.

Author: TheAwesomeistChickYouKnow. http://facebook.urbanup.com/5967800
133. (Facebook) (2↑, 0↓)
A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.

boy1: I should make a Facebook Boy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

134. (Facebook) (2↑, 0↓)
A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.

Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome. Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site? Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."

135. (Facebook) (2↑, 0↓)
A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.

Girl: "im so done with all this." Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does? -Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:(" Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.

136. (facebook) (5↑, 3↓)
Facebook is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.

Friend 1: Hey wassup? Friend 2: I have lots of friends and you don't have friends because you don't have a facebook\! HAHAHA\! Stupid Girl Talking Over Phone 1: So I'll see you in FB?

137. (Facebook) (5↑, 3↓)
An album of all the people Ive fucked.

Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook. Boy: you fucked her?\!

138. (Facebook) (5↑, 3↓)
A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.

1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim? 2- No What happened? 1- Facebook. 2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.

139. (Facebook) (4↑, 2↓)
internet's version of Jerry Springer for some people.

Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.

140. (facebook) (5↑, 3↓)
Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.

(i click onto my friends facebook profile) Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later? -20 mins later- her: okay sure. what time me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly her: cya there.

141. (facebook) (5↑, 3↓)
stalker's paradise

It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information\!

142. (Facebook) (5↑, 3↓)
\\feys'bŏŏk\\ n. An internet web site created by collegiate snobs for collegiate snobs, which has since been opened up to the masses for advertising and data collection purposes.

"I joined Facebook because everyone else did."

143. (Facebook) (6↑, 4↓)
Facebook has one of the most ironic definitions because... 1.) A website DESIGNED FOR COLLEGE students to interact with one another and easily communicate on a friendly website. 2.) A website that teenagers use to post pictures of themselves doing stupid things not meant for the internet that COLLEGE WORKERS LOOK AT and then DENY YOU OF ADMISSION because of. So basically a website originaly meant for helping college kids is helping people get denied from college. Ironyyyyy

Lopez: "I just got into Harvard\! Now I'll make a facebook so I can freind-request all my classmates\!" Steve: "Dude, some college looked at my facebook and rejected me 'cause of all my pictures of me drinkin' booze\!"

Author: Jaded Jam Sirens http://facebook.urbanup.com/4322810
144. (facebook) (9↑, 7↓)
Facebook---Where the face never faces a book\!

Mary failed her first exam because she had been facebooking.

145. (Facebook) (9↑, 7↓)
1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did\!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload. 2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer 3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.

I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done\! I changed my Facebook status, check it out\! Ahhhh\! facebook email is filling up my inbox\!

Author: Sweeney Todd2010 http://facebook.urbanup.com/3594454
146. (facebook) (17↑, 15↓)
adjective; a "tool", or someone with no life and a small shmeckzel.

"dude you're so facebook" "suck my facebook" "you son of a facebook"

147. (Facebook) (1↑, 0↓)
Hell. Actually I'd probably take hell over eHarmony's douchebag cousin.

You go on facebook to see everyone is living it up and feeling each other up while you're stuck with no notifications, meaning no one said shit to you. Or worse, there is a notification that a bully posted some bullshit on your wall. Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control. And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point. Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.

148. (Facebook) (1↑, 0↓)
A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.

Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.

Author: Tylerthedestroyer http://facebook.urbanup.com/6115633
149. (facebook) (3↑, 2↓)
An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic

Jane: Wow\! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them

150. (Facebook) (1↑, 0↓)
Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.

Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: I Hate Facebook. http://facebook.urbanup.com/6061065
151. (Facebook) (1↑, 0↓)
Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.

Today I got on [facebook ] to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.

152. (facebook) (2↑, 1↓)
1.facebook is an addictive website for young teens to mind fuck each other through drama and screwing people over and/or a website for nerds to play stupid games 2. facebook is a website to get to know people you dont know and learn to hate people but it is fun to go on it is addictive though

1.hay man i met jennet on facebook and she is a drama starter. 2. dude i cant stay off of facebook book its to [addicting]\!\!

153. (Facebook) (3↑, 2↓)
Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking. If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.

Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.

154. (facebook) (2↑, 1↓)
a place where you're friends with the people you hate

Grandma: What's Facebook? You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know. Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew. You: Exactly\!

155. (Facebook) (4↑, 3↓)
Worlds most fail site.

Person 1: Man I fail Person 2: Like Facebook\!

156. (Facebook) (3↑, 2↓)
To waste your time stroking your ego, stalking a person you met or barely know, or reuniting with old friends.

I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.

Author: Ahem, youthink? http://facebook.urbanup.com/5501445
157. (Facebook) (4↑, 3↓)
A website people use to share things about their lives when no one actually gives a sh*t.

Guy \#1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook? Guy\#2: Yeah. Guy \#1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him? Guy\#2: No. Guy\#1: Me neither.

158. (Facebook) (2↑, 1↓)
A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed. So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.

So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty\! =D

159. (Facebook) (3↑, 2↓)
Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

160. (FaceBook) (3↑, 2↓)
n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch. 2. The reason my homework is never done. 3. A book of face. v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.

1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook. 2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook\! 3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook. 4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook\!

161. (Facebook) (5↑, 4↓)
A newer type of website that reveals your last name to people and lets them know your state, city, and even school. It also includes crappy apps slow messaging system, owners who try to make it more like [Myspace] only it is MUCH MORE watered down basically a website that will always be Myspaces bitch and nothing more\!

"Hey Ted wanna stalk that one hot chick in our History Class?" "Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today\!\!\!"

162. (facebook) (6↑, 5↓)
the way to know whos dating who

"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo\! How Random\!"

163. (facebook) (20↑, 19↓)
verb: The act of looking at one's facebook profile to find out more information about them.

ex. 1) Sally: That guy is so hot\! Maggie: I wonder if he's single... Sally: I don't know, let's facebook him\! ex. 2) Kaily: I heard Shannon and Jeff broke up last night\! Jessie: Really?\! Where did you hear that?\! Kaily: well, I was facebooking him last night and I saw it on his mini-feed.

164. (FACEBOOK) (0↑, 0↓)
a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...

dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.

165. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
A website that can be used for both good and bad. The good being; [making new friends], finding boyfriends/girlfriends, arranging parties and meet-ups and generally chatting to existing friends. The bad side of [Facebook] however, is that it is a [stalkers] dream, full of whores with barely anything on and is the main reason for so many of lifes problems. Its causes fallings out between friends, and ruins [trust] between the perfect [relationship]. Trust me; most people would be so much happier if they didn't have a Facebook account

Boyfriend behaves strange, doesn't talk to her Girlfriend checks boyfriends Facebook to see if he has problems which he is keeping from her Girlfriend sees what seems to be a [flirty message] between boyfriend and a different girl. Girlfriend, having been [cheated] on in the past, is upset and loses a little trust in her boyfriend Boyfriend finds out she has been on his Facebook, loses trust in her for looking through his Facebook. Boyfriend suggests going on a "[break]" to sort his head out

166. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday

Facebook chat with your "Friend" You: Hey\! "Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.

167. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
the 21st century Homewrecker

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private." ‎ "Don't act like you didn't like her status\!" "Why are you in her top friends?"

168. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

169. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want\! also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology

A free place to find all the drama you could ever want\! Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site\! Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks

170. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
N. A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed:: 10 friends just updated their status to "Married" 40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

171. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
Book with faces in it.

Your face is on my facebook

172. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.

Student 1: Dude\!\!\! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook\!\!\! Student 2: Haha, sucks for you\! My parents won't let me make a facebook\!

173. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.

Person 1: I added her on facebook that night\! Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker

Author: wa1kingdicti0nary http://facebook.urbanup.com/6299472
174. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
A wonderful website with many functions: 1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint; 2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not; 3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you; 4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits; 5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms. 6) Playing Scrabble. Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.

Facebook = Farcebook = Arsebook = Facefuck = Spazbook

175. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-

christina : yooooo zac man wz up??\!??\!\!111?////\!?? hw u doinnnn?\!?\!?\!?\!\!111///??\!\!\!\!1111//one\!\!\!\!?? zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her* me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....

176. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
An endless array of words (and what appear to be letter groupings of some sort), completely devoid of emotion or true meaning.

Man, I don't understand why so many people spend their life on Facebook. I'd rather socialize in person where there is real emotion.

177. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
1. An excuse to stalk people 2. A public diary where people feel the need to post everything going on in their lives 3. Popularity contest for teens and even some adults 4. Virtual wonderland for pediphiles (regardless of them having creepy pictures, and no information available, are still finna get added)

Billy: Hey, wanna go and do something productive? Dirk: Nahh. I'm finna post a status on Facebook about how I just finished tying my shoes, and wait to see how many people liked it.

Author: racecar34567896 http://facebook.urbanup.com/6169535
178. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
The successor to MySpace, a [2000's] decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As [MySpace] is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

179. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
Just like television. A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought. Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit. Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999. One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".

Facebook's own Terms of use state: "by posting Member Content to any part of the Web site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, reformat, translate, excerpt and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorpoate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorise sublicenses of the foregoing. This is no hippie bullshit people\!

180. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.

person 1 on le phone typing person 2: what are you doing? person 1: I'm on Facebook.

Author: usernameforurbandictionary http://facebook.urbanup.com/6076628
181. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
Where pussies can act tough and where girls take bikini pictures for creeps to look at

Did you see Sandras new bikini pics on facebook?

182. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK Friend Request(s) 1 Name: francis pictues: 400 now lets find the hottest pic...

Author: your_father_abel http://facebook.urbanup.com/6056041
183. (Facebook) (1↑, 1↓)
Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.

I love reading fights on Facebook

184. (Facebook) (1↑, 1↓)
Social application used for transmitting random pictures and information to people who are already involved in your daily activities and in photos with you, stalkers, and people who either live too far away or have no interest in communicating with you in real life. Other uses include looking up girls from high school and seeing if they're still hot enough to masturbate to, seeing if anyone prettier than you is commenting on your boyfriends page and posting pictures of offspring and grandchildren while secretly thinking that everyone's family but your is ugly. See also [photostalking]

Her: So what made you look me up? Him: I wanted to have sex with every girl I met in school and of the ones who accepted my friends request, you were the only one on messenger. Her: So what have you been up to? Him: Just touching myself while I look at your profile pics. Your newest one is hot\! Her: I didn't post any pictures this weekend since I don't have an iPhone and can only check my email when I'm supposed to be doing other things at work. Him: You appear to be involved in a sexual act while drunk in public with another female. Even though I haven't seen you in years I would like to have intercourse with you and this stranger at the same time. Her: I was too drunk to remember the photo being taken so everyone I declined their event requests will know I am a lush and a liar. Also, my present and future employers, significant others, and family will see the photo and that will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone\! Him: I'm going to like this photo and comment on your wall so it will appear higher on the news feed for users that select the most popular option over the most recent one. That way more people will see it before you figure out how to un-tag yourself since the layout of facebook has changed so many times. Her: Facebook is so much fun\! It makes me so much less productive and interesting\! I can't keep a job, relationship or be on time but my crops never wither and I have lots of people I don't know who depend on me to send then gifts in social games\!

185. (Facebook) (1↑, 1↓)
[Fays-buk];noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.

Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend? Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong. Facebooker one: I Saw

186. (Facebook) (1↑, 1↓)
A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.

I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.

187. (facebook) (2↑, 2↓)
To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *[facepalm]*ing.

Person: I forgot lost my wallet again. Other person: *facebook*

188. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it. B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff. C - The easiest way to spell addiction.

A - Welcome to Facebook\! B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy. C - Speaker: Spell addiction Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K Speaker: That is.... correct?

189. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
Crack

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.

190. (facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.

I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.

Author: The Angry Teacher http://facebook.urbanup.com/5869380
191. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
An [addicting] site directed for teens to waste their lives.

- Every few minutes you have to check facebook just in case you got a notification - You have no life and are hooked on an alternate reality.

192. (facebook) (1↑, 1↓)
used to share info and chat with freinds

i use facebook

193. (Facebook) (0↑, 0↓)
- A place were most teens spend their day after school, not focusing on anything like homework. The teens stay up til 1:00AM on a school night to be bored on facebook. Facebook is an addiction.

Mom: Me and your father think you have a problem. Me: (Oh no, did they find out about my drinking??) Mom: We are taking away your computer. NO more facebook\!

194. (FaceBook) (2↑, 2↓)
The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet\!\!\! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.

Her; Have you been on FaceBook lately?? Him; No, I dont want ppl knowing what im doing\! lol

195. (Facebook) (3↑, 3↓)
A place where a bunch of Pedos, Slutty girls, and bad parents waste their lives away talking to walls, putting millions of photos up, stalking girls, playing shitty games and also where murderers find their prey.

I need to do an assignment.. meh.. Time for facebook.

196. (Facebook) (3↑, 3↓)
The new fad social-site where one can post photos to show they've a social life, add people they barely know to bulk up their ''friends list'' & post pointless statuses. ...Basically another Bebo/Myspace that is doomed from the start

Guy1 status: ''had the nicest steak for dinner today'' Friends comment: ''yeah? cool was it nice'' Guy1: ''unbelievable, hey did you get those photos up from last night that we specifically took for facebook, man our weekend ruled...HEY EVERYBODY OUR WEEKEND WAS UNBELIEVABLE''

197. (facebook) (3↑, 3↓)
1. a way for people to gossip, or boast about themselves 2. a crutch for losers 3. stalker dreamland 4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks from the past for ass 5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook

Joe: Hey Bill, remember that hooker Mary from high school? Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A real spoiled twat\! Joe: Right\! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at work and her kids were at school.

198. (Facebook) (3↑, 3↓)
One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.

People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.

199. (Facebook) (3↑, 3↓)
A social network site that is home to stalkers, rapist, child molesters, teenagers (more girls than boys), collage students, and 8-12 year olds who think its cool to friend random people and will most likey fall victim to a rapist/child molesters due to ignorance of false advertising queers. And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.

Smart guy: whoever invented facebook must like allowing people to find other people to stalk/rape/child molest, also its for loser and, according to UD, college kids. Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends\! Smart guy: do you know any of them? Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7. Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.

200. (Facebook) (3↑, 3↓)
Social website that may nil your chances of getting hired or fired.

Guy got fired over that status update on Facebook

Author: Fleursdelilylove http://facebook.urbanup.com/4878741
201. (facebook) (2↑, 2↓)
n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people v: to send somebody something over Facebook

n: I need to go on Facebook tonight\! v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.

202. (Facebook) (5↑, 5↓)
(verb): internet stalking. A way of stalking people (your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, and any other potential hook ups he may have). Also said when meeting new people as a way of communicating in the future because getting a phone number is too time consuming and you just want to stalk them briefly. Used when a phone call will never be made.

"I'm gonna facebook the shit outta you" "Did you get that guy's number?" "No I just facebooked him" "Hey\! Facebook me\!"

203. (Facebook) (5↑, 5↓)
An action of bringing a book to your face, or vice versa

person:....facebook

Author: Randomness enabled http://facebook.urbanup.com/3949448
204. (facebook) (26↑, 26↓)
A wannabe myspace. It makes people think they are more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook\! suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook\! sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :( suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

205. (facebook) (11↑, 11↓)
a cure for insomnia

dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work\! dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up\!

206. (Facebook) (13↑, 13↓)
Ultimately, its a new step away from the ever expanding MySpace in the networking industry that has put a choke hold on so many of today's younger (perhaps, older) internet users. No longer a factor of compulsory friend prioritising or a tool for ego boosting/reducing. In the creation of this, a much friendlier yet, simpler method of networking was introduced.

Taylor: Waaaa\! I'm not in your top 8. Andy: Oh, i'm really sorry, please don't delete me and post a threatening bulletin. Frank: I don't even know what you dopes are talking about, i've got Facebook.

207. (facebook) (90↑, 90↓)
A site for college and now apparently high school students. All you do is put down your info and look people up. Became an obsession to millions of students. No real reason. It is in face quite creepy and stalkerish, you will find a lot of [Creepdog]s on it. Creates a false sense of security as to make you believe you have "friends" because all of the people you that went to your highschool are now your "friends" even the ones you've never talked too. So enjoy it you freaks just dont be freaking creepy about it. (Also girls don't go to your boyfriends school for the weekend then facebook for 2 hrs on his computer on saturday night, it pisses him off)

1)Me: You guys are gay we have a test tomorrow and your facebooking. Dude \#1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend. Dude \#2: he's gay. Dude \#1: yeah

208. (Facebook) (2↑, 3↓)
A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.

someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat

209. (Facebook) (1↑, 2↓)
Synonym for Cancer.

Facebook is killing everyone on it.

210. (Facebook) (2↑, 3↓)
A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are: 1. Posting pictures 2. Planning events But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz\!\!\!1\!\!111\!\!\!one\!\!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.

I'd rather be with my girlfriend in real life than 'talk' to her over Facebook.

211. (Facebook) (6↑, 7↓)
A means of communication through comments and status updates between people who have no actual desire to establish meaningful relationships with the individuals on their "friends" list in real life.

Status: Who wants to do something tonight?\! Comment: Fuck yeah let's get shittered and barf all over eachother\! Oh wait, I just remembered I have to install my new toilet tonight. Sorry dude\! Wanna facebook instead?

212. (Facebook) (1↑, 2↓)
A place for sharing information. Specifically for people who like yellow starbursts\!

yo dawg i like facebook\!

Author: yellowstarburst http://facebook.urbanup.com/5323234
213. (facebook) (1↑, 2↓)
([verb]): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as [facepalm], but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere [disappointment].

When he saw his [best friend] and ex-[girlfriend] epically [screw up] their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed [sigh] and a massive facebook.

214. (Facebook) (3↑, 4↓)
Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.

Facebook turning into MySpace every day.

215. (facebook) (1↑, 2↓)
verb; meaning to use facebook, to talk with people on facebook, or do whatever it is that you enjoy doing on facebook such as procrastinating homework.

throw it into casual conversation: "did you facebook yesterday?" "oh yes i did" "i enjoy facebooking" "would you like to facebook with me later?" "sure"

216. (Facebook) (16↑, 17↓)
When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.

1.) Ohhhh shit son\! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch\! 2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook\! 3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now\!

Author: BitterPoetMadman http://facebook.urbanup.com/2148356
217. (Facebook) (3↑, 5↓)
Facebook is social networking, alot of times it is used to wait time, and fufill bordum. Facebook is a good way to "connect" with your friends & start drama. Nothing like two b**** fighting on facebook (:

Hey, can you go on facebook? OMG, facebook is SOOOO the new myspace. Ugh, havn't been on facebook in like 1234567890 days\! :D \facebook i can promise almost everyone who looks at this, has a facebook.\!

218. (Facebook) (10↑, 12↓)
where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.

C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES\!

Author: Mother FUCKING WIL http://facebook.urbanup.com/4171032
219. (facebook) (4↑, 7↓)
A site made for the destruction of all situational and inside humor.

M: It just comes to prove facebook is the reason we can't have nice things...once again, another joke ruined. J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.

220. (facebook) (16↑, 19↓)
Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students. Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.

1)My favorite website is Facebook\! I'm on it all the time\! 2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.

Author: facebookerforever http://facebook.urbanup.com/3635967
221. (Facebook) (17↑, 20↓)
A less complicated Myspace for people who claim that Myspace was a waste of time, when really they just didn't know how to set it up.

Jason: "Wow sandy, you just got a facebook?, how do you like it" Sandy: "It's great Jason. It's just like Myspace except without all the colors, music, apps, skins, addictions, and all around greatness."

Author: Justin Alsobrook http://facebook.urbanup.com/3151718
222. (facebook) (14↑, 19↓)
a thinking man or woman's MySpace.

MySpace is ghetto whereas Facebook is suburban.

223. (Facebook) (6↑, 11↓)
Similar to *[facepalm]*, except with the of the complete works of [Charles Dickens], smashed into your own face.

[Dubya]: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*

224. (facebook) (8↑, 13↓)
(verb) to send someone a typed document in a Facebook message

Gwen: Can I read the next chapter in the story you're writing? Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.

225. (facebook) (54↑, 59↓)
this website is meant for UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES. it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..

high school kid \#1: ahhhhh\! facebook is so addictive\!\!\! high school kid \#2: HEHE i know i LOVE it\!\!\!\!\!\!\! university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.

226. (Facebook) (15↑, 22↓)
Point blank....it's a gay ass version of Myspace.

-Do you have a Facebook? Fuck that shit dude I have Myspace.

227. (Facebook) (24↑, 32↓)
1)The better version of MySpace. 2)A place for teens to communicate. 3)An online community. 4)A place where you aren't welcome unless you are a high school student of high autority or high social class.

1) Damn, that bitch still uses MySpace. Why doesnt she just get a fuckin Facebook already? 2) Hey you're going on Facebook tonight, right? 3) Facebook is better than our school's site, even though they try to make it an "online community". 4) a)Dang, that hoe is in 7th grade and has a facebook. Fuck her. b)Dude, Albert's Mom is on Facebook. Now he cant post his pics of last nights fuck-off contest. c)Crap that kid from the chess team got a facebook\! Now its like, not even COOL anymore.

Author: BlegahTheNiggah http://facebook.urbanup.com/2623639
228. (facebook) (14↑, 23↓)
A wannabe myspace. It makes people think they are more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook\! jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook\! sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :( jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

229. (Facebook) (4↑, 16↓)
If you don't know it google it, don't know how to google it then suck it up noob

Facebook is pure awesomeness

Author: Your Momma's Arse http://facebook.urbanup.com/4938803
230. (Facebook) (38↑, 50↓)
The Boring Persons Myspace

"i'm too cool and mature for Myspace, so i use Facebook its like myspace but without the scene kids" - Lame

231. (facebook) (17↑, 34↓)
fuck myspace, but only get a facebook when your in high school, college, or when your an adult no one wants fuckin whiny little middle schoolers on there.

Middle School Kid: I just got the new Green Day song on my myspace profile\!\!\!\!\! And i even changed my name on there to be h\@rDc0r3. High School Kid: Wow, really? Your awesome I wish I was as cool as you. At least people actually know who I am because I use my real name and I dont stand in the mirror and hold up my camera and pose and take a picture. Pff fag. get a facebook.

232. (facebook) (42↑, 59↓)
An intelligent person's alternative to myspace

Dude \#1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace? Dude \#2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook

233. (Facebook) (29↑, 48↓)
The social networking website that is inferior to MySpace for numerous reasons: 1. You cannot customize your profile page with colors or themes (unless you want white). 2. People see your real name, school, etc. 3. There's no blog; just NOTES. 4. You can't find photographers and filmmakers. 5. You can't find bands easily. 6. Your junior high school boyfriend who was an asshole to you can find you\! 7. All the people you hated in high school can track you down, and act like they were always your best friend. That's just for starters.

1. Facebook sucks\! I can't even choose to have a BLACK background with WHITE text. 2. I have no anonymity on Facebook. Maybe I don't want the general public to see my last name\! 3. I'm sorry you missed out on what's happening in my life; if Facebook had a blog, you'd be able to stay updated. 4. Whenever I try to look up artists, filmmakers, comedians, or bands, I rarely find them on Facebook. 5. It's hard to find obscure and unsigned bands on Facebook. They always give you 3,000,000 entries of people who said they LIKE that artist. Irrelevant\! 6. You'll never find ME, Tony\! 7. GIRL \#1: Like, OMG\! I can't believe it's you\! Remember, I sat behind you in Chemistry sophomore year\! GIRL \#2: Yeah, I remember, you called me a dyke and made fun of who my favorite band was. You also said I was a freak. GIRL \#1: Oh yeah\! I totally forgot about that\! Great times, huh?

234. (Facebook) (4↑, 28↓)
The coolest internet site on the web. Talk with your friends on instant chat or write them a wall post or inbox. There is a bunch of cool stuff. Myspace is a booty call and twitter is for people with nothing else better to do\!

I went on my Facebook last night and had so many notifications\!

235. (Facebook) (5↑, 29↓)
Facebook's mission is to give people the power to share and make the world more open and connected.

Millions of people use Facebook everyday to keep up with friends, upload an unlimited number of photos, share links and videos, and learn more about the people they meet.

Author: Anna Bella Rosie http://facebook.urbanup.com/3814125
236. (facebook) (2↑, 30↓)
need to get on fb with websense

i need facebook logon around websense

237. (Facebook) (12↑, 40↓)
ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace

thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,

Author: I cant afford a good name http://facebook.urbanup.com/3272720
238. (Facebook) (33↑, 61↓)
A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.

AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.

239. (Facebook) (66↑, 109↓)
A social networking site, similar to [myspace], et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college\! -crowd gasps-

Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads\! I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.

240. (Facebook) (50↑, 128↓)
Giving a man oral sex while reciting lines from a book or story so as to create vibrations along the man's penis, providing extra stimulation.

"Dude, after the LotR signing session, I found this drunk chick who actually gave me a facebook\!"

Author: Jkjoijhwef JIOJiojfioewjfiowef http://facebook.urbanup.com/1798314
241. (Facebook) (250↑, 328↓)
A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

242. (facebook) (21↑, 134↓)
1. to make a hard shoot in someones face 2. an expression you can read off sum1 face 3. a new expression for asking for head,blow job,knowledge,brains,neck,bj,

1. after a made basket in basketball yell out "FACEBOOK" 2. damn ya boy got that facebook right now he look like he gonna puke. 3. yo ma whats good with that facebook later

243. (facebook) (39↑, 155↓)
1) cocaine, white, "cool stuff"

Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?

244. (Facebook) (210↑, 337↓)
Facebook is this really dumb online FAD that's starting to spread into the high school clique. It's sorta like the new myspace where the RANDOMEST people ask to be your friend. These people are people who you have no clue who they are OR they are people you only met like once or twice. It's like this REALLY BIG ego game where people try to amass the most amount of friends that they can have. Whoever has the most friends WINS\! But what do they win? They win the title of BIGGEST ONLINE COMFORMIST IDIOT EVER\!\!\! WOOT\! GJ you DUMBASS\! Anyways, because facebook is such an idiotic thingamabob, now if random people add you to their facebook, that means you have just been FACEBOOKED\! It's like you just got smacked in the FACE. Except you got booked in your FACE\! So now, facebook is like this term that means OWNED or BURNED or PWNED or FUCT\!

You just been FACEBOOKED BIATCH\!\! Wut you gon do?? You WANT some of this?? Huh?? Well I just FACEBOOKED YOU MOTHER FUCKER\!\!

245. (facebook) (199↑, 401↓)
To ejaculate on someone

O dam, if you don't shut up, I will facebook in your eye.

246. (facebook) (107↑, 332↓)
a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =]

like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple\!\!\! NOOOO\!\!\!

Author: trueloveisSOalie http://facebook.urbanup.com/1718117
Related: myspace, twitter, internet, status, social networking, friends, face, friend, stalker, social, book, stalking, wall, chat, online, annoying, networking, fb, profile, social network, creeper, whore, loser, comment, like, stalk, picture, sex, face book, post, creep, youtube, stupid, facebooking, drunk, photo, facebook whore, bitch, farmville, funny
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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